Every link here is something that made me laugh and I bet you can't get through more than a few without laughing too!
I estimate that I've thrown out 99% of all the humor pieces
I've read over the years, so the material below has
gone through quite a winnowing process! Click a
few and see.
The first section is the latest stuff. Below that, I list in older ones
in alphabetical order.
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A
Comparison Of Late 20th Century Religious Theory |
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A
Comprehensive Guide to Dogs |
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A
Daughter's Letter Home |
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A
Report on Sexual Behavior |
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Actual
(?) British Renters' Complaints |
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Actual
(?) Bumper Stickers |
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Actual
(?) Commentator Quotes |
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Actual
(?) Country Music Song Titles |
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Actual
(?) Courtroom Testimony |
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Actual
(?) Questions About Canada |
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Actual
(?) Quotes of Famous People About Sex |
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Actual
(?) Restroom Graffiti |
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Actual
(?) Signs |
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Actual
(?) Travel Agent Stories |
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Actual
(?) Tube Announcements made by London Subway
train drivers. |
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Actual
Quotes about Government |
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Actual
Quotes from Hollywood Squares |
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After a season filled with hurricanes, you'll
laugh at The
Night Before Hurricane. |
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Antique
Words are ones that were once popular but
now out of favor. Remember "fender skirts?" |
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Are
You Average? |
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Back
in the 80's You punks today don't know
how easy you've got it! |
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Bad
Inspirational Office Posters |
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Because
I'm a Man… I think this is funny. |
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Bread Kills! |
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Breasticons |
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Burma
Shave Signs were a part of driving in the
Midwest when I grew up. Look back in time at
a kinder, gentler age of advertising. |
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Cards
That Hallmark Will Never Make |
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Child
After Child illustrates the well-known
quirk of parenting where your first child is
treated differently from later children. |
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Clever
Anagrams |
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Computer
Haiku |
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Conan O'Brien's
Speech to the Harvard Class of 2000 |
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Cool
Things About Being A Guy |
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Creative
Answering Machine Messages |
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Cubonics
-- Slang from Cubicle Land |
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Cyber
Break-Up Letter |
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Dating
My Daughter |
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Dear Diary tells
the tale of how Viagra changes mature marriages. |
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Dear
Band Leader Funny if you've ever worked
a wedding gig. Oh, what the hell: it made me
laugh! |
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Dog Haiku |
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Drawbacks
of Working in a Cubicle |
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Driving
in St. Louis is not just for locals or
natives. |
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Euphemisms
for Corporate Layoffs |
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Ever wonder what your partner really means?
Memorize this Bedroom
Translator. |
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Every few weeks, men become a Hormone
Hostage. |
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Every man should take this Male
Sensitivity Test. |
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Everything
I Know about Computers I Learned in the Movies |
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Famous
Last Words |
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From
The Book Of Jobbers (jazz musicians only) |
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Fun
With UNIX Actual responses from the c shell. |
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Funny
Book Titles |
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God versus
Satan: Food |
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Golf
-- An True Sport |
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Golf
Locker Room Sign |
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Golf
Quotations |
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Growing
Up In A Small Town |
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Hamster
Surprise |
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He
Said, She Said |
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Hebonics You've
heard of Eubonics; here's the Jewish version. |
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Hollywood
Explained via Light Bulb Jokes |
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How
Jazz Works |
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How
the Software Industry Works |
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How
To Drive Your Roommate Crazy |
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How
To Get Rid Of A Blind Date |
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How
to Get Rid of Telemarketers |
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How
to Keep your Mental Health |
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How
to Play the Saxophone |
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How
To Sing The Blues |
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Hu's
On First? |
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I
Owe My Parents! |
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If
Airlines Sold Paint |
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If
World War II Was an RTS |
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I'm
a SysAdmin (to be sung to the Monty Python
song "I'm a Lumberjack!") |
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Insulting
Musicians |
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Jazz Haiku (Caution:
only for the terminally hip!) |
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Jazz Math (for
giggers only) |
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Jewish
Buddhism If there is no self, whose arthritis
is this? |
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Letter
to Management (signed, "The Penis") |
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Little
Golden Books That Failed |
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Love,
Lust and Marriage |
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Male
Date Drug Warning |
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Mangled
Phrases What a difference one letter makes
in a foreign phrase. |
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Microsoft
Haiku |
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Microsoft
Tests Nuclear Device |
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Nerd
Aptitude Test |
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New technological device: B.O.O.K.™ |
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New
Billing Time Codes |
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New
Units of Measurement |
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Not Quite Sometimes
even experts are wrong about new inventions. |
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Numbers
of the Beast celebrates June 6, 2006 (6/6/06)
with wonderful puns and juxtapositions. |
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Paul Desmond was
one of my favorite alto saxophone players. Who
knew he was also funny as hell? |
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Political
Science 101 The wisdom of the world explained
via the phrase, "You have two cows...." |
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Programmer
Humor (Caution: only for the terminally
geek!) |
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Programmer's
Excuse Subroutine Feel free to insert in
your code! |
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Quotes
about Marriage by famous people |
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Redneck
Haiku What more need be said? |
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Redneck
Pickup Lines |
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Redneck
University Engineering Department Final Exam |
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Remember Abbott & Costello's routine
about "Who's on First?" Here's a new
version about computers. |
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Remember
When? (Not so much humor as a stroll down
baby boomers' memory lane!) |
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Report
on Sexual Behavior |
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Richard Lederet of St. Paul's School created
a short history of the world According
to Student Bloopers. |
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Romantic
Or Not? |
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Rules
Of The Air |
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Second
Thoughts About Cybersex |
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Silicon
Pines |
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Ski
Season Warm-Up |
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Sometimes good
advice is just so obvious. Then again... |
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Star
Wars Lines Improved by the word 'Pants' |
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Star
Wars or Frat House? |
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Techniques
of Driving |
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The sad Diary
of a Smart Home's Owner, not a smart homeowner! |
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The
Bar Translator |
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The
Chili Judge is one of Bruce Cameron's funniest
columns. |
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The
Christmas Party Memos |
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The
Class Of 2005 |
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The
Class of 2007 Today's college freshmen
are different... |
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The
Corporate Zodiac |
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The
Female Argument Dictionary. Not funny to
women. Actually, not funny to men, either!
But true. |
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The
Ideal Sideman |
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The
Jazz Jam Session Primer: a First-Timer's
Guide. A little long, but the ending is well
worth the journey. |
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The
Land of Sandra Dee is a poetic tribute
to the 50's. |
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The
Laws of Golf |
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The
Life Of A Computer Analyst |
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The
Nerd Aptitude Test (Another geek special!) |
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The
Real Man Quiz |
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The
Rules of Golf reveals the real rules,
not the rule book but the ones that always
seem to apply when you mess up a shot! |
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The
Rules of Writing |
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The
Teenage Daughter Owner's Manual |
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The
World's Best Resignation Letter? You be
the judge. It's definitely way up there! |
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Then
and Now |
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Things
I Learned At The Movies |
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Things
Not to Say When Your Man is Naked |
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Things
Not to Say While Making Love |
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Things
Skippy Can No Longer Do in the Army Allegedly
compiled by a very creative (and very bored)
U. S. soldier |
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Things
That Sound Dirty …Unless You’re
In The Office; or, …Unless You’re
In A Law Office; or, …Unless You’re
Playing Golf |
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Things
That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't |
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Things
That Will Never Happen on Star Trek |
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Things
To Do at Walmart When You're Bored |
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Things
To Do In An Elevator |
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Things
To Do While Ordering Pizza |
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Things
You Can Say About Your Computer Games But Not
About Your Spouse |
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Things
You Should Have Learned by Middle Age |
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Things
You'd Love To Say At Work |
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Things
You'll Never Hear from a Southerner |
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Thinkers
Anonymous |
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Thoughts
on Sex list quotations by famous (and some
not so famous) persons |
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Tool Humor Definitions
of tools that you've never seen but are oh,
so true! |
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TV's
100 Greatest Quotes & Catch Phrases |
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Twelve
Days of Christmas |
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Want a quick little brain teaser? Try Lateral
Thinking. |
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Want to learn the Laws
of the Natural Universe? |
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What Is
It? |
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What
Sex Are They? Ever wonder about the gender
of common everyday objects? |
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What's
the Difference? (WARNING: dirtier than
most stuff here, but mainly by inference) |
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When
Insults Had Class |
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When
Riding A Dead Horse, sometimes the best
alternative is just to dismount. But then again... |
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Which is better? Beer
or Vagina? |
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Who
Reads What? explains the differences between
newspaper readers. |
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Who
Was Jesus? |
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Why
Chocolate Is Better Than Sex |
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Why
Computer Games Are Better Than Life |
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Why
Did The Chicken Cross The Road? |
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Why
Golf is Better Than Sex |
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Why
Men Have Two Dogs Instead of Two Wives |
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Why
Soldiers Should Be Over 50 |
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Why
The Internet Is Like A Penis |
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Wise Sayings by
the dozens. |
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Word
Scrambles proves that some people have
too much time (or are really good at Scrabble!). |
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Words
Are Odd Interesting word play. |
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World's
Easiest Quiz Or is it? |
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World's
Shortest Books |
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World's
Worst Interviewees |
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You
May Be A Blueneck if... (the South strikes
back!) |
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You
May Be A Boomer if... |
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You
May Be A High-Tech Redneck if… |
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You
May Be A Redneck if… |
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You
May Be A Redneck Jedi if… |
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You
May Be A Yankee if… |
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You
May Be An Alien if… |
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You
May Be An Engineer if… |
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You
May Be An Internet Addict if… |
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You
May Be Drinking Too Much Coffee if... |
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You
May Be from California if... |
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You
May Be from Canada if... |
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You
May Be From Cincinnati if |
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You
May Be from Floridia if... |
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You
May Be From Fresno if… |
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You
May Be From Georgia if… |
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You
May Be From Idaho if… |
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You
May Be From Michigan if… |
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You
May Be From Minnesota if... |
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You
May Be From Missouri if... |
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You
May Be From Montana if… |
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You
May Be From New York City if… |
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You
May Be From Silicon Valley if… |
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You
May Be From The 21st Century if… |
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You
May Be From The Pacific Northwest if… |
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You
May Be From The South if… |
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You
May Be in the Midwest if... |
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You
May Be Out Of Your 20’s if… |
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You
May Be Over The Hill if… |
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You
May Be Too Old To Gig if... |
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You
May Be Working Today if… |
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You
May Have A Redneck For Your Starship Captain
if... |
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You
May Need A New Lawyer
if... yours does anything like this. |
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You
May Need A Vacation if... |
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