You May Be From a Small Town if…
You decide to walk someplace for exercise and five people pull over and offer you a ride.
Your teachers recall teaching your parents.
You can charge anything at any local store.
The closest McDonald’s is 45 miles away. Along with the closest mall.
The town golf course only has nine holes.
There’s no way not to date some friend’s ex-.
You consider minimum wage a good salary.
The town population increases by a fourth between college semesters.
The town’s best burgers are at the rink.
You know exactly where to go when you learn “there’s a party at the lake.”
The city council meets at the coffee shop.
You wore your letter jacket after your 19 th birthday.
You don’t think twice when you see an old man riding through town on a riding mower.
Every athlete played on every team or there wasn’t enough people to make a team.
You remember when your town finally got cable.
You ever attended a party at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
The whole school goes to the same party after graduation.
From You've Got Laughs! Al Lowe's Book of Internet Humor
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