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Catholicism |
He who denies himself the most toys wins. |
Anglican |
They were our toys first. |
Greek Orthodox |
No, they were OURS first. |
Polytheism |
There are many toy makers. |
Evolutionism |
The toys made themselves. |
Baptist |
Once played, always played. |
Church of Christ Scientist |
We are the toys. |
Communism |
Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight to hell if we catch you selling yours. |
Bahai |
All toys are just fine with us. |
Amish |
Toys with batteries are surely a sin. |
Taoism |
The doll is as important as the dump truck. |
Hedonism |
To heck with the rulebook. Lets play! |
Hinduism |
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses. |
7th Day Adventist |
He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses. |
Church of Christ |
He whose toys make music loses. |
Calvinist |
Once played, always played. |
Jehovahs Witnesses |
He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins. |
Pentecostalism |
He whose toys can talk wins. |
Existentialism |
Toys are a figment of your imagination. |
Confucianism |
Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry. |
Non-denominationalism |
We dont care where the toys came from, lets just play with them. |
Atheism |
There is no toy maker. |
Agnosticism |
It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of difference. |
Branch Davidians |
He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins. |
Mormonism |
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants. |
Voodoo |
Let me borrow that doll for a second. |
Apathy |
Toys? Why do I need toys? |
Judaism |
Im selling toys. You buying? |
Church of Scientology |
Toys R Us. |
Pantheism | The universe is one great big toy. |
Capitalism | He who dies with the most toys wins. |
Hare Krishna | He who plays with the most toys wins. |