You May Be From Cincinnati If...
Instead
of saying "What?" or "Huh?" you say,
"Please?"
Your
favorite convenience store sounds like a labor union (United
Dairy Farmers).
You
can't hear the words "Mike Brown" without getting
angry.
You
honestly believe that Pete Rose should be in the Baseball
Hall of Fame.
You
have more stadiums, coliseums, and arenas than you have teams.
You
somehow have a soft spot for Marge Schott.
You
don't think it weird that everyone has an Uncle Al.
Your
favorite Coney Island isn't near New York.
You
like Nick Clooney better than George Clooney.
You
know how Jerry Springer got his start.
You
know what a pony keg is.
You
have friends and neighbors with names like Machenheimer,
Guckenberger, Schlottman, Schoenling, and Schweitering.
You
know what "brats" and "metts" are.
You've
tasted goetta.
You
know that cars (like eggs) are cheaper in the country.
You
know that Cherokee Motors was located at 7505 Vine (where
Paddock meets Vine at the big Indian sign).
You
think a mixed marriage is when an East Sider marries a West
Sider.
You
know the difference between Hudy and "Who Dey."
You
know what cream ale is.
You
think that cream soda should be bright red.
Someone
says "Norwood" and you automatically laugh (unless
you actually live there).
You
can visit California, Lebanon, and Moscow and go Over-the-Rhine,
all in the same day.
You
hate Cleveland, even though you've probably never been there.
You
think Kentucky is only slightly more civilized than Afghanistan.
You
know in which state the Greater Cincinnati Airport is located.
You actually get these jokes and send your friends this
link!