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Hormone Hostage

Every Hormone Hostage knows that there are certain days in the month when all he has to do to take his life in his own hands is open his mouth! Use this handy guide before speaking!

Dangerous:

What's for dinner?

Safer:

Can I help with dinner?

Safest:

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Ultrasafe:

Here, have some wine.

 

 

Dangerous:

Are you wearing that?

Safer:

Wow, you look good in brown!

Safest:

WOW! Look at you!

Ultrasafe:

Here, have some wine

 

 

Dangerous:

What are you so worked up about?

Safer:

Could we be overreacting?

Safest:

Here's my paycheck.

Ultrasafe:

Here, have some wine.

 

 

Dangerous:

Should you be eating that?

Safer:

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Safest:

Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?

Ultrasafe:

Here, have some wine.

 

 

Dangerous:

What did you do all day?

Safer:

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

Safest:

I've always loved you in that robe!

Ultrasafe:

Here, have some more wine.