If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on Earth!
Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
—Franklin P. Jones
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, And very, very few persons.
My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
—Robert A. Heinlein