Quotes about Marriage
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. Perhaps that's why my wife treats me like toxic waste. –David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. –Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but they still stay together. –Hemant Joshi
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher. –Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things and then prevents us from achieving them. –Dumas
The great question which I have not been able to answer is: "What does a woman want?"
I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me. –Anonymous
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Twice a week we take the time to go to a restaurant; a little candlelight, dinner, soft music, dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. –Oscar Wilde
There's one way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking: marriage.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. –Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: whenever you're wrong, admit it; and whenever you're right, shut up. –Ogden Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. –Anonymous
You know what I did before I was married? Anything I wanted to. –Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. –Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. –Milton Berle
Marriage is the only battle where one sleeps with the enemy. –Anonymous