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What's the Difference?

What's the difference between an intelligent country lad and that same boy after a big bowl of beans?

One is a smart feller...

What's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker...

What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a straight rodeo and a gay rodeo?

At one, they yell, "Ride them suckers..."

What's the difference between mono and herpes?

You get mono from snatching a kiss...

What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?

One shoots and can't hit...

What's the difference between a baby and the conductor of a women's choir?

One sucks his fingers...

What's the difference between a telephone prank and a hesitating woman?

One is a calling stunt...

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a prostitute with diarrhea?

One you shuck between fits...

What's the difference between a midget magician and a female jogger?

One is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between an archery accomplishment and a dumb female?

One is a cupid stunt...

What's the difference between the host of 'Candid Camera' telephoning and a tripped woman?

One is a calling Funt...

What's the difference between Dr Scholl's footpads and a symphony conductor?

One bucks up the feet...

What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?

One tucks up the frills...

What's the difference between a seamstress and a french horn player?

One says "Tuck the frills."...