|
Rock Hudson |
a putt that looked straight but wasn’t |
Saddam Hussein |
from one bunker into another |
Yasser Arafat |
butt ugly in the sand |
John Kennedy Jr. |
didn’t quite make it over the water |
Rodney King |
over-clubbed |
O. J. |
got away with one |
Princess Grace |
should have used a driver |
Princess Di |
shouldn’t have used the driver |
Condom |
safe, but didn’t feel very good |
Brazilian |
shaved the hole |
Rush Limbaugh |
way to the right |
Nancy Pelosi |
way to the left |
James Joyce |
a putt that’s impossible to read |
Ted Kennedy |
goes in the water and jumps out |
Pee Wee Herman |
too much wrist |
Sonny Bono |
straight into the trees |
Mickey Mantle |
a dead yank |
Paris Hilton |
an overpriced hole |