Star Wars Lines That Are Improved
by Substituting the Word Pants
A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in
the presence of my old master.
You are unwise to lower your pants.
Weve got to be able to get some reading on those pants,
up or down.
She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment
down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
These pants may not look like much, kid, but theyve
got it where it counts.
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
"These aren't the pants you are looking for."
These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.
I suggest we use it.
Hans will have those pants down. Weve got to give
him more time!.
General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
TK-421... Why arent you in your pants?
Lock the door. And hope they dont have pants.
Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was
brought on board.
You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
Luke... Help me take... these pants off.
Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
That blast came from those pants. That things operational!
Dont worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a
lot more heavily guarded than this.
Maybe youd like it back in your pants, your highness.
Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Especially for your sister!
Jabba doesnt have time for smugglers who drop their pants
at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
Yeah, well, short pants is better than no pants at
Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control
of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
You came in those pants? Youre braver than I thought.