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Who Was Jesus?

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. This should easily clear up that heated debate.

JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1. His first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities

JESUS WAS BLACK
1. He called everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial

JESUS WAS JEWISH
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1. He talked with his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil

JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1. He never cut his hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion

JESUS WAS IRISH
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures

JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He tried to give an important message to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.