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Male Date Drug Warning

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting public house regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

There is a drug, usually found in liquid form, now commonly being used by female predators at parties to convince their male victims to have intimate relations with them. The shocking statistic is that this fluid (called "beer") is available nearly everywhere!

All a girl need do is buy a few beers for almost any guy and then ask the guy home for a no-strings-attached encounter. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks.

Attacks generally come from unscrupulous women who render their prey helpless in order to satisfy their unsatiated desires with blokes of a more discerning nature. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know.

Innocent Men: if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory creatures administering it, there are male support groups with venues in nearly every town, suburb, and city where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a group of similarly-affected, like-minded men. To find the nearest venue near you, just look in the Yellow Pages under "Bar."