Working in a Cubicle
Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when you live
in a @#$%? box all day long!
Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing
who's behind you.
Fabric walls offer little protection from gunfire.
That nagging feeling that if I press the right button, I'll
get a piece of cheese.
Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
My walls are too close together for my hammock.
Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without somebody
making a comment.
Coworkers stare if you loosen your pants to tuck in your shirt.
19 electrical products (13 with wall wart transformers); 1
Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
Passing tour groups never throw peanuts.
When you quit and walk out, there's no door to slam.