The Most Powerful Word
in the English Language?
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for breakfast.
You can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.
Some people know their shit while others can’t tell the difference between shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit away, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when you see shit coming.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in shit, be happier than a pig in shit, or smell like shit.
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, or the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit, while other times you can swim in a lake of shit and yet come out smelling like a rose.
It’s the basic shit that counts. And once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!
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