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The Report on Sexual Behavior

Women who always have an orgasm while having sex................................................................ 15%
Men who always have an orgasm while having sex.................................................................... 65%
Women who wish their partners could last long enough so they could have just one orgasm............. 95%
Men who always have an orgasm while having sex with a partner.................................................. 5%
Men who lie about sex....................................................................................................... 100%
Religious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex.................................................. 15%
Nonreligious people who think pain and pleasure go together in sex.............................................. 10%
Religious people who think sex should be a part of religious practice............................................. 58%
Non-religious people who would get religion if sex were a part of religious practice.......................... 89%
Priests who wish to engage in sex......................................................................................... 26%
Priests who currently engage in sex....................................................................................... 26%
Men, age 18 to 26, who have sex several times a week............................................................. 38%
Men, age 65 and over, who have sex several times a week........................................................ 39%
Men of all ages who wished they got it even once a week......................................................... 89%
Ultraliberals who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying sex........................................ 15%
Ultraconservatives who think simultaneous orgasm is a must for gratifying sex............................... 29%
Guys who really cared about simultaneous orgasm...................................................................... 2%
Guys who think a partner is a must for gratifying sex.................................................................. 9%
Midwesterners who have had sex with more than 100 partners..................................................... 1%
Californians who have had sex with more than 100 partners....................................................... 15%
Californians who can’t distinguish reality................................................................................. 15%
Men who have had an orgasm while looking at “girlie” magazines................................................. 99%
Women who have had an orgasm while looking at “boyie” magazines............................................ 27%
Men who practice safe sex................................................................................................... 46%
Women who practice safe sex.............................................................................................. 73%
Blondes who think safe sex means locking the door................................................................... 98%
Men who think safe sex is not having her husband find out......................................................... 23%
Men whose first sexual partner was a female............................................................................. 9%
Women whose first sexual partner was a male........................................................................... 9%
Men who can count their sexual partners on one hand.............................................................. 46%
Men whose hand IS their sexual partner................................................................................. 54%
Men who have hot sexual partners.......................................................................................... 8%
Men whose think their sexual partner is full of hot air................................................................ 82%
Men whose sexual partner must be filled with hot air.................................................................. 7%
Children who really loved their pets........................................................................................ 91%
Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex...................................................................... 96%
Rednecks between 12 and 20 who have had sex with other than relatives and farm animals............ 0.003