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21st Century Definitions |
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A Comparison Of Early 21st Century Religious Theory |
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A Comprehensive Guide to Dogs |
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A Daughter's Letter Home |
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A Report on Sexual Behavior |
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Actual (?) British Renters' Complaints |
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Actual (?) Bumper Stickers |
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Actual (?) Commentator Quotes |
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Actual (?) Country Music Song Titles |
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Actual (?) Courtroom Testimony |
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Actual (?) International Signs |
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Actual (?) Questions About Canada |
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Actual (?) Restroom Graffiti |
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Actual (?) Travel Agent Stories |
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Actual (?) Tube Announcements made by London Subway train drivers. |
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Actual Quotes about Government |
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Actual Quotes about Music |
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Actual Quotes from Hollywood Squares, now with even more responses! |
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Actual(?) Business Signs |
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Actual(?) Doctors’ Notes |
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Actual(?) Landlord Messages |
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Actual(?) Police Arrest Remarks |
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After a season filled with hurricanes, you'll laugh at The Night Before Hurricane. |
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Analogies You Won’t Find In Great Literature |
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And God Created Sidemen |
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Antique Words are ones that were once popular but now out of favor. Remember "fender skirts?" |
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Are You Average? |
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Are You Middle-Aged? |
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Back in the 80's You punks today don't know how easy you've got it! |
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Bad Inspirational Office Posters |
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Because I'm a Man… I think this is funny. |
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Bedroom Golf |
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Bread Kills! |
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Breasticons |
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Burma Shave Signs were a part of driving in the Midwest when I grew up. Look back in time at a kinder, gentler age of advertising. |
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Buzz Word Translator: Your guide to advertising terminology. |
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Cards That Hallmark Will Never Make |
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Careers in Jazz by Bill Anschell |
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Child After Child illustrates the well-known quirk of parenting where your first child is treated differently from later children. |
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Clever Anagrams |
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Computer Haiku |
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Conan O'Brien's Speech to the Harvard Class of 2000 |
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Cool Things About Being A Guy |
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Creative Answering Machine Messages |
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Cubonics -- Slang from Cubicle Land |
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Cyber Break-Up Letter |
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Daily Canine Routine |
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Dating Around the World is a guide to help men find the perfect woman! |
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Dating My Daughter |
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Dear Band Leader Funny if you've ever worked a wedding gig. Oh, what the hell: it made me laugh! |
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Dear Diary tells the tale of how Viagra changes mature marriages. |
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Dog Haiku |
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Dog Philosophy |
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Drawbacks of Working in a Cubicle |
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Driving in St. Louis is not just for locals or natives. |
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English is Hard! |
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Euphemisms for Corporate Layoffs |
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Euphemisms for That “Time of the Month” |
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Ever wonder what your partner really means? Memorize this Bedroom Translator. |
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Every few weeks, men become a Hormone Hostage. |
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Every man should take this Male Sensitivity Test. |
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Everything I Know about Computers I Learned in the Movies |
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Fake Warning Labels |
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Famous Last Words |
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Famous Quotations about Government |
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Famous Quotations about Grandparents |
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Football Wisdom Serious advice from experts in the field. |
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From The Book Of Jobbers (jazz musicians only) |
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Fun Things for Teachers to Do on the First Day of Class |
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Fun With UNIX Actual responses from the c shell. |
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Funny Book Titles |
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Getting More Efficiency Out of Women Employees: An Actual 1943 Transit Company Guide to Hiring Women During World War II. |
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God versus Satan: Food |
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Golf -- An True Sport |
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Golf Locker Room Sign |
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Golf Quotations |
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Golf Terms |
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Good — Bad — Worse |
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Grandparents Quotations |
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Groucho Marx One-Liners: great lines from America's great master |
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Growing Up In A Small Town |
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Halloween Safety Advice |
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Hamster Surprise |
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He Said, She Said |
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Hebonics You've heard of Eubonics; here's the Jewish version. |
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Hollywood Explained via Light Bulb Jokes |
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How Jazz Works |
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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? |
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How The Internet Is Like A Vagina |
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How the Software Industry Works |
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How to Amuse Yourself on Halloween |
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How To Drive Your Roommate Crazy |
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How To Get Rid Of A Blind Date |
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How to Get Rid of Telemarketers |
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How to Keep your Mental Health |
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How to Play the Saxophone |
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How To Sing The Blues |
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Hu's On First? |
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I Owe My Parents! |
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If Airlines Sold Paint |
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If Men Truly Ruled the World |
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If World War II Was an RTS |
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I'm a SysAdmin (to be sung to the Monty Python song "I'm a Lumberjack!") |
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Insulting Musicians |
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Jazz Haiku (Caution: only for the terminally hip!) |
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Jazz Math (for giggers only) |
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Jewish Buddhism If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? |
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Job Interview Questions, Answers, and Real Answers |
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Letter to Management (signed, "The Penis") |
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Lines Men Think the Perfect Wife Would Say |
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Little Golden Books That Failed |
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Love, Lust and Marriage |
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Male Date Drug Warning |
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Mangled Phrases What a difference one letter makes in a foreign phrase. |
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Men in the Men’s Room |
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Microsoft Haiku |
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Microsoft Tests Nuclear Device |
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Military Wisdom is no oxymoron. Here's good advice with good humor! |
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Music Biz Definitions |
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Nerd Aptitude Test |
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Nerd Pickup Lines |
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New Billing Time Codes |
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New technological device: B.O.O.K.™ |
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New Units of Measurement |
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Not Quite Sometimes even experts are wrong about new inventions. |
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Numbers of the Beast celebrates June 6, 2006 (6/6/06) with wonderful puns and juxtapositions. |
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Office Dares are great for the next time you're really bored at work. |
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Olympic Quotations |
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Paul Desmond was one of my favorite alto saxophone players. Who knew he was also funny as hell? |
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Political Science 101 The wisdom of the world explained via the phrase, "You have two cows...." |
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Pregnancy Q & A |
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Preparing for Parenthood |
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Programmer Humor (Caution: only for the terminally geek!) |
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Programmer's Excuse Subroutine Feel free to insert in your code! |
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Quotations by Musicians on Music |
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Quotes about Marriage by famous people |
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Random Thoughts |
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Redneck Computer Terms |
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Redneck Haiku What more need be said? |
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Redneck Pickup Lines |
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Redneck University Engineering Department Final Exam |
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Rejected Titles for Bill Clinton's Book |
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Remember Abbott & Costello's routine about "Who's on First?" Here's a new version about computers. |
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Remember When? (Not so much humor as a stroll down baby boomers' memory lane!) |
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Report on Sexual Behavior |
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Richard Lederet of St. Paul's School created a short history of the world According to Student Bloopers. |
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Romantic Or Not? |
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Rules Of The Air |
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Second Thoughts About Cybersex |
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Silicon Pines |
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Ski Season Warm-Up |
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Slogans of the T.S.A. |
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So You Want To Have Children? Guaranteed to make any parent laugh. |
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Sometimes good advice is just so obvious. Then again... |
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Southern Speech |
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Sport Quotations |
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Star Wars Lines Improved by the word 'Pants' |
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Star Wars Lines That Could Be From Porn |
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Star Wars or Frat House? |
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Start with a a romantic first line and add an un-romantic second line and you get these Valentine Rhymes |
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Stock Market Terms |
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Techniques of Driving |
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Texan’s Guide to Life |
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Texting for Seniors |
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The Art of the Fart |
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The Bar Translator |
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The Children's Bill of Rights is for any parent with a teenage child or who has ever had a teenage child. |
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The Chili Judge is one of Bruce Cameron's funniest columns. |
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The Christmas Party Memos |
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The Class Of 2005 |
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The Class of 2007 Today's college freshmen are different... |
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The Corporate Zodiac |
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The Cowboy's Guide to Life |
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The Economy Is So Bad…
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The Evolution of a Software Engineer Or, How Code Bloats! |
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The Female Argument Dictionary. Not funny to women. Actually, not funny to men, either! But true. |
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The Humor of Will Rogers |
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The Ideal Sideman |
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The Jazz Jam Session Primer: a First-Timer's Guide. A little long, but the ending is well worth the journey. |
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The Land of Sandra Dee is a poetic tribute to the 50's. |
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The Laws of Golf |
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The Life Of A Computer Analyst |
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The Most Powerful Word in the English Language? |
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The Nerd Aptitude Test (Another geek special!) |
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The Parachute Paradigm |
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The Real Man Quiz |
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The Rules of Golf reveals the real rules, not the rule book but the ones that always seem to apply when you mess up a shot! |
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The Rules of Writing |
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The sad Diary of a Smart Home's Owner, not a smart homeowner! |
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The Teenage Daughter Owner's Manual |
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The Wisdom of Mark Twain |
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The World's Best Resignation Letter? You be the judge. It's definitely way up there! |
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Then and Now |
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Things I Learned At The Movies |
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Things Not to Say When Your Man is Naked |
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Things Not to Say While Making Love |
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Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk |
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Things That Sound Dirty …Unless You’re In The Office; or, …Unless You’re In A Law Office; or, …Unless You’re Playing Golf |
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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't |
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Things That Will Never Happen on Star Trek |
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Things To Do at Walmart When You're Bored |
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Things To Do In An Elevator |
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Things To Do While Ordering Pizza |
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Things to Ponder when you have absolutely no other thoughts in your brain! |
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Things You Can Say About Your Computer Games But Not About Your Spouse |
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Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery |
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Things You Just Don't Hear Anymore |
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Things You Should Have Learned by Middle Age |
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Things You Shouldn't Say During Sex |
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Things You Won't Hear On The Band Bus |
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Things You'd Love To Say At Work |
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Things You'll Never Hear from a Southerner |
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Thinkers Anonymous |
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Thoughts on Sex list quotations by famous (and some not so famous) persons |
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Tool Humor Definitions of tools that you've never seen but are oh, so true! |
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TV's 100 Greatest Quotes & Catch Phrases |
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Twelve Days of Christmas |
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Understanding Golf |
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Use a Bone — Go to jail! |
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Useless Facts |
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Want a quick little brain teaser? Try Lateral Thinking. |
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Want to learn the Laws of the Natural Universe? |
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What Doctors Say versus What Doctors Mean |
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What Is It? |
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What Men Say versus What Men Mean |
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What Sex Are They? Ever wonder about the gender of common everyday objects? |
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What's the Difference? (WARNING: dirtier than most stuff here, but mainly by inference) |
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When Insults Had Class |
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When Riding A Dead Horse, sometimes the best alternative is just to dismount. But then again... |
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Which is better? Beer or Vagina? |
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Who Reads What? explains the differences between newspaper readers. |
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Who Was Jesus? |
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Why Beer is Better than Women |
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Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex |
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Why Computer Games Are Better Than Life |
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? |
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Why Golf is Better Than Sex |
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Why Hanukkah Is Better Than Christmas |
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Why Italian Women Need Therapy |
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Why Men Have Two Dogs Instead of Two Wives |
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Why Soldiers Should Be Over 50 |
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Why The Internet Is Like A Penis |
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Wise Sayings by the dozens. |
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Word Scrambles proves that some people have too much time (or are really good at Scrabble!). |
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Words Are Odd Interesting word play. |
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World's Easiest Quiz Or is it? |
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World's Shortest Books |
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World's Worst Interviewees |
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You May Be A Blueneck if... (the South strikes back!) |
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You May Be A Boomer if... |
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You May Be A High-Tech Redneck if… |
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You May Be A Middle School Teacher If… |
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You May Be A Redneck if… |
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You May Be A Redneck Jedi if… |
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You May Be A Taliban If... Who says religious radicals aren't funny? |
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You May Be A Yankee if… |
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You May Be Addicted to Coffee if… |
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You May Be An Alien if… |
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You May Be an Elementary School Teacher if… |
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You May Be An Engineer if… |
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You May Be An Internet Addict if… |
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You May Be Drinking Too Much Coffee if... |
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You May Be From a Small Town if… |
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You May Be from Boston if… |
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You May Be from California if... |
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You May Be from Canada if... |
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You May Be From Cincinnati if |
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You May Be From Florida if... |
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You May Be From Fresno if… |
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You May Be From Georgia if… |
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You May Be From Idaho if… |
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You May Be From Maryland If... |
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You May Be From Michigan if… |
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You May Be From Minnesota if... |
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You May Be From Missouri if... |
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You May Be From Montana if… |
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You May Be From New York City if… |
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You May Be From Silicon Valley if… |
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You May Be From The 21st Century if… |
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You May Be From The Pacific Northwest if… |
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You May Be From The South if… |
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You May Be From Wisconsin If... |
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You May Be From Wyoming if… |
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You May Be Gay if… |
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You May Be in the Midwest if... |
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You May Be Italian If… |
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You May Be on a Bad First Date if… |
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You May Be Out Of Your 20’s if… |
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You May Be Over The Hill if… |
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You May Be Too Old To Gig if... |
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You May Be Working Today if… |
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You May Have A Redneck For Your Starship Captain if... |
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You May Have Had Too Much Christmas Cheer if… |
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You May Need A New Lawyer if... yours does anything like this. |
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You May Need A Vacation if... |
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You May Need to Buy a New Car if… |
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You May Work for the Government if… |
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Zen Judaism Sometimes it's good to mix religions. |
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Zen Sarcasm |
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