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Little Golden Books
That Failed

You Are Different … and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating Vegetables

Dad's New Wife, Robert

Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Pets Go to Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Pets Can Fly

That's It! I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside Abandoned Refrigerators

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

You Were an Accident

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Goodbye, Moon

Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Ugly Kids Grow Up Friendless