Italian Mother |
“Hello?” |
Italian Daughter |
“Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?” |
Italian Mother |
“You’re going out?” |
Italian Daughter |
“Yes.” |
Italian Mother |
“With whom?” |
Italian Daughter |
“With a friend.” |
Italian Mother |
“I don’t know why you left your husband.
He is such a good man.” |
Italian Daughter |
“MOM, I didn’t leave him. He left me!” |
Italian Mother |
“You let him leave you, and now you go out with
anybodies and nobodies.” |
Italian Daughter |
“MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring
over the kids?” |
Italian Mother |
“I never left you to go out with anybody except
your father.” |
Italian Daughter |
“There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.” |
Italian Mother |
“What are you hinting at?” |
Italian Daughter |
“Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the
kids over tonight..” |
Italian Mother |
“You’re going to stay the night with him?
What will your husband say if he finds out?” |
Italian Daughter |
“MA its My EX husband. I don’t think he would
be bothered. From the day he left me,he probably
never slept alone!” |
Italian Mother |
“So you’re going to sleep over at th is loser’s
place?” |
Italian Daughter |
“MOM, He’s not a loser.” |
Italian Mother |
“A man who goes out with a divorced woman with
children is a loser and a parasite.” |
Italian Daughter |
“MA, I don’t want to argue; should I bring
over the kids or not?” |
Italian Mother |
“Poor children with such a mother.” |
Italian Daughter |
“Such a what?” |
Italian Mother |
“With no stability. No wonder your husband left
you.” |
Italian Daughter |
“ENOUGH MA!!!” |
Italian Mother |
“Don’t scream at me. You probably scream
at the loser too!” |
Italian Daughter |
“Great MA, Now you’re worried about the loser?” |
Italian Mother |
“Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him
immediately.” |
Italian Daughter |
“Goodbye, mother.” |
Italian Mother |
“Wait! Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you
b ringing them over? “ |
Italian Daughter |
“I’m not bringing them over! I’m not
going out!” |
Italian Mother |
“If you never go out, how do you expect to meet
anyone?" |