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Why Italian Women Need Therapy

*Italian Mother*	“Hello?”
*Italian Daughter*	“Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?”
*Italian Mother*	“You’re going out?”
*Italian Daughter*	“Yes.”
*Italian Mother*	“With whom?”
*Italian Daughter*	“With a friend.”
*Italian Mother*	“I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.”
*Italian Daughter*	“MOM, I didn’t leave him. He left me!”
*Italian Mother*	“You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.”
*Italian Daughter*	“MA, I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?”
*Italian Mother*	“I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.”
*Italian Daughter*	“There are lots of things that you did and I don’t.”
*Italian Mother*	“What are you hinting at?”
*Italian Daughter*	“Nothing, I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight..”
*Italian Mother*	“You’re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?”
*Italian Daughter*	“MA its My EX husband. I don’t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me,he probably never slept alone!”
*Italian Mother*	“So you’re going to sleep over at th is loser’s place?”
*Italian Daughter*	“MOM, He’s not a loser.”
*Italian Mother*	“A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.”
*Italian Daughter*	“MA, I don’t want to argue; should I bring over the kids or not?”
*Italian Mother*	“Poor children with such a mother.”
*Italian Daughter*	“Such a what?”
*Italian Mother*	“With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.”
*Italian Daughter*	“ENOUGH MA!!!”
*Italian Mother*	“Don’t scream at me. You probably scream at the loser too!”
*Italian Daughter*	“Great MA, Now you’re worried about the loser?”
*Italian Mother*	“Ah, so you see he is a loser and I spotted him immediately.”
*Italian Daughter*	“Goodbye, mother.”
*Italian Mother*	“Wait! Wait! Don’t hang up! When are you b ringing them over? “
*Italian Daughter*	“I’m not bringing them over! I’m not going out!”
*Italian Mother*	“If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?"