Redneck Pickup LinesDid you fart, cuz you blew me away! Are your parents retarded, cuz you sure is special! My love for you is like diarrhea... I can’t hold it in! Do you have a library card, cuz I’d like to sign you out! Is there a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them! If you and I were Squirrels, I’d store my nuts in your hole! You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away! Man: “Fat Penguin!” Woman: “What?” Man: “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice!” I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock! I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room! Your eyes are as blue as Windex! If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until after noon! Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up!
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