Catholicism
|
He who denies himself the most toys wins.
|
Anglican
|
They were our toys first.
|
Greek Orthodox
|
No, they were OURS first.
|
Polytheism
|
There are many toy makers.
|
Evolutionism
|
The toys made themselves.
|
Baptist
|
Once played, always played.
|
Church of Christ Scientist
|
We are the toys.
|
Communism
|
Everyone gets the same number of toys and you go straight
to hell if we catch you selling yours.
|
Bahai
|
All toys are just fine with us.
|
Amish
|
Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
|
Taoism
|
The doll is as important as the dump truck.
|
Hedonism
|
To heck with the rulebook. Lets play!
|
Hinduism
|
He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals loses.
|
7th Day Adventist
|
He who plays with his toys on Saturday loses.
|
Church of Christ
|
He whose toys make music loses.
|
Calvinist
|
Once played, always played.
|
Jehovahs Witnesses
|
He who sells the most toys door-to-door wins.
|
Pentecostalism
|
He whose toys can talk wins.
|
Existentialism
|
Toys are a figment of your imagination.
|
Confucianism
|
Once a toy is dipped in the water it is no longer dry.
|
Non-denominationalism
|
We dont care where the toys came from, lets
just play with them.
|
Atheism
|
There is no toy maker.
|
Agnosticism
|
It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit
of difference.
|
Branch Davidians
|
He who dies playing with the biggest toys wins.
|
Mormonism
|
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
|
Voodoo
|
Let me borrow that doll for a second.
|
Apathy
|
Toys? Why do I need toys?
|
Judaism
|
Im selling toys. You buying?
|
Church of Scientology
|
Toys R Us.
|
Pantheism |
The universe is one great big toy. |
Capitalism |
He who dies with the most toys wins. |
Hare Krishna |
He who plays with the most toys wins. |