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Critical Comment | Meaning |
“Awesome shredder” |
“He’s got chops but his playing has no soul” |
“Soul guitarist” |
“No chops” |
“Classical guitarist” |
“He’ll never get laid” |
“Blues player who respects and admires Stevie Ray Vaughn” |
“What a rip-off! Another Stevie wannabe.” |
“Stevie Ray Vaughn” |
“What a rip-off! Another Freddie King wannabe.” |
“Tone like Eric Johnson” |
“What a rip-off! Another Eric Johnson clone.” |
“Sounds like John Mayer” |
“What a douchebag.” |
“His CD is selling well” |
“He’s a sell-out!” |
“He’s getting airplay” |
“Nobody listens to that crap!” |
“Like Eric Clapton” |
“Another white guy who wishes he was black” |
“Singer/songwriter who can’t burn” |
“She sucks.” |
“Has an incredible rig” |
“Money can’t buy him tone” |
“ MIDI guitarist” |
“Cheat” |
“Digital modeling guitar or amp” |
“His tone sucks.” |
“Solid-state amp” |
“His tone sucks.” |
“Has YouTube videos” |
“His tone sucks.” |
“Punk band guitarist” |
“He can’t play.” |
“Bar band player playing covers” |
“Unoriginal” |
“Bar band player playing originals” |
“Self-indulgent” |
“Has big-brand endorsements” |
“Endorsement whore!” |
“Has small-brand endorsements” |
“What a douche” |
“Uses .009 strings or less” |
“What a wuss” |
“Uses .011 strings or more” |
“Yeah; right.” |
“Male guitarist you’ve never heard before” |
“Not my thing, but he’s okay.” |
“Female guitarist you’ve never heard before” |
“She sucks.” |
From You've Got Laughs! Al Lowe's Book of Internet Humor
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