Love |
Lust |
Marriage |
When you take a bubble bath together
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When you take a bath in Jell-o together
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When you give the kids a bath
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A romantic candlelight dinner for two
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"Do we have to have dinner first?"
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4 McDonald's Happy Meals... to go!
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Giving your love some candy
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Thinking you are the candy
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Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet
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Sex every night
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Sex five times a night
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What's sex?
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A night out at the symphony
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A night out at the Holiday Inn
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A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
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French perfume
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Brut aftershave
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"The baby needs changing. . ."
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Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
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"I can think of a way we can stay warm..."
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Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
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Talking and cuddling
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Rolling over and falling asleep
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Getting up to wash your hands...
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The "Fell in Love on AOL" chat room
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The "Blonde Dominatrix" chat room
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The "Married and Looking" chat room
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Long drives through the countryside
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Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout
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Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
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