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Love, Lust and Marriage

Somehow, things change as a relationship progresses...

Love Lust Marriage

When you take a bubble bath together

When you take a bath in Jell-o together

When you give the kids a bath

A romantic candlelight dinner for two

"Do we have to have dinner first?"

4 McDonald's Happy Meals... to go!

Giving your love some candy

Thinking you are the candy

Scraping the kids' candy off of the carpet

Sex every night

Sex five times a night

What's sex?

A night out at the symphony

A night out at the Holiday Inn

A night out at Sesame Street On Ice

French perfume

Brut aftershave

"The baby needs changing. . ."

Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold

"I can think of a way we can stay warm..."

Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets

Talking and cuddling

Rolling over and falling asleep

Getting up to wash your hands...

The "Fell in Love on AOL" chat room

The "Blonde Dominatrix" chat room

The "Married and Looking" chat room

Long drives through the countryside

Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout

Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat