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Rock Hudson

a putt that looked straight but wasn’t

Saddam Hussein

from one bunker into another

Yasser Arafat

butt ugly in the sand

John Kennedy Jr.

didn’t quite make it over the water

Rodney King


O. J.

got away with one

Princess Grace

should have used a driver

Princess Di

shouldn’t have used the driver


safe, but didn’t feel very good


shaved the hole

Rush Limbaugh

way to the right

Nancy Pelosi

way to the left

James Joyce

a putt that’s impossible to read

Ted Kennedy

goes in the water and jumps out

Pee Wee Herman

too much wrist

Sonny Bono

straight into the trees

Mickey Mantle

a dead yank

  Paris Hilton

an overpriced hole