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Things That Sound Dirty…

…Unless You’re In The Office

I need to whip it out by five!

Mind if I use your laptop?

Just stick it in my box.

If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

I want it on my desk, now!!

Hmm, I think it's out of fluid.

My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

It's an entry-level position.

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!

…Unless You’re In A Law Firm

Have you looked through her briefs?

He is one hard judge.

Counselor, let's do it in chambers.

Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.

Is it a penal offense?

Better leave the handcuffs on.

For $200 an hour, she better be good!

Can you get him to drop his suit?

The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.

Think you can get me off?

…Unless You’re Playing Golf

Damn, my shaft is bent.

After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

Look at the size of his putter!

Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

Mind if I make it a threesome?

Bite, sweatheart!

See it suck back to the hole?

I pushed it into the swamp.

Never up, never in.

My head was a little late to impact.

Hey! You're inside me.

Flip it up and let it land softly.

I yanked it in the woods.

Make sure the shaft comes back to vertical.

Damn! There's hole in my headcover.

Stand with your back turned and drop it.

My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves something to be desired.

Hold up! I'd better wash my balls first!