Players: George W. Bush, President of the US; Condoleezza Rice,
National Security Adviser
George
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Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
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Condi
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Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.
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George
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Great. Lay it on me.
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Condi
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Hu is the new leader of China.
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George
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That's what I want to know.
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Condi
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That's what I'm telling you.
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George
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That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of
China?
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Condi
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Yes.
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George
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I mean the fellow's name.
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Condi
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Hu.
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George
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The guy in China.
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Condi
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Hu.
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George
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The new leader of China.
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Condi
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Hu.
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George
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The Chinaman!
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Condi
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Hu is leading China.
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George
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Now whaddya' asking me for?
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Condi
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I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
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George
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Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
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Condi
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That's the man's name.
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George
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That's who's name?
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Condi
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Yes.
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George
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Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader of China?
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Condi
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Yes, sir.
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George
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Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was
in the Middle East.
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Condi
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That's correct.
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George
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Then who is in China?
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Condi
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Yes, sir.
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George
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Yassir is in China?
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Condi
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No, sir.
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George
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Then who is?
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Condi
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Yes, sir.
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George
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Yassir?
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Condi
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No, sir.
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George
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Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N.
on the phone.
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Condi
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Kofi?
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George
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No, thanks.
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Condi
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You want Kofi?
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George
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No.
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Condi
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You don't want Kofi.
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George
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No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass
of milk. And then get me the U.N.
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Condi
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Yes, sir.
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George
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Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
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Condi
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Kofi?
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George
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Milk! Will you please make the call?
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Condi
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And call who?
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George
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Who is the guy at the U.N?
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Condi
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Hu is the guy in China.
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George
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Will you stay out of China?!
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Condi
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Yes, sir.
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George
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And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N.
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Condi
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Kofi.
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George
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All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the
phone.
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(Condi picks up the phone)
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Condi
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Rice, here.
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George
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Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
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