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Golf Club Sign

Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

Keep grip loose.

Keep head down.

Avoid quick back swing.

Stay out of the water.

Don't hit anyone.

If you take too long, let others go ahead of you.

Don't stand too near others.

Quiet, please, while others are preparing to go.

Don't take extra strokes.

Now flush the urinal, exit this restroom, and tee off!