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Grandparents Quotations

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.

...Author Unknown

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a
million dollars’ worth of pleasure.

...Gene Perret

Grandmothers are just ‘antique’ little girls.

...Author Unknown

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.

... Welsh Proverb

A grandmother is a baby-sitter who watches the kids instead of the television.

...Author Unknown

Never have children, only grandchildren.

...Gore Vidal

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you’re just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.

...Pam Brown

Grandchildren don’t stay young forever, which is good because Grandfathers have only so many horsy rides in them.

...Gene Perret

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

... Ogden Nash

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete.

... Marcy DeMaree

Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

...Author unknown

Grandmas hold our tiny hands for just a little while, but our hearts forever.

...Author Unknown

If I had known how wonderful it would be to have grandchildren, I’d have had them first.

...Lois Wyse

My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

...Gene Perret

If becoming a grandmother was only a matter of choice, I should advise every one of you straight away to become one. There is no fun for old people like it!

...Hannah Whithall Smith

It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother - that’s why the world calls her grandmother.

...Author Unknown

Grandchildren are God’s way of compensating us for growing old.

...Mary H. Waldrip

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.


An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

...Gene Perret

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

...Dave Barry

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

...Gene Perret

Grandmother-grandchild relationships are simple. Grandmas are e short on criticism and long on love.

...Author Unknown

Nobody can do for little children what grandparents do. Grandparents sort of sprinkle stardust over the lives of little children.

...Alex Haley

Grandmother - a wonderful mother with lots of practice.

...Author Unknown

A grandparent is old on the outside but young on the inside.

...Author Unknown

One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather.

...Joy Hargrove

It’s amazing how grandparents parents seem so young once you become one.

...Author Unknown

If your baby is ‘beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time,’ you’re the grandma.

...Teresa Bloomingdale

Grandparents are similar to a piece of string - handy to have around and easily wrapped around the fingers of their grandchildren.

...Author Unknown

What is it about grandparents that is so lovely? I’d like to say that grandparents are God’s gifts to children. And if they can but see, hear and feel what these people have to give, they can mature at a fast rate.

...Bill Cosby

Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old; it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother.

...G. Norman Collie