What Is It?
1. Those who have it would be devastated if it were
ever cut off.
2. Those who have it think that those who don't
are somehow inferior.
3. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat,
but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make
about it.
4. Many of those who don't have it would like to
try it.
5. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it
hard to get any real work done.
6. In the distant past, its only purpose was to
transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some
people still think that's the only thing it should be used for,
but most folks today use it for fun most of the time.
7. If you don't apply the appropriate measures,
it can spread viruses.
8. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes
more and more difficult to think coherently.
9. We attach an importance to it that is far greater
than its actual size and influence warrant.
10. If you're not careful what you do with it, it
can get you into a lot of trouble.
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1. It is a useful tool, usually about 6 or 8 inches
long.
2. Its function is enjoyed by members of both sexes.
3. It is often found hung, dangling loosely, ready
for instant action.
4. It usually has a clump of little hairy things
at one end, and a small hole at the other.
5. In use, it is inserted, nearly always willingly,
into a warm, moist fleshy opening where it is thrust in and
drawn out, again and again, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,
many times in succession. This is often accompanied by squirming
body movements.
6. Anyone hearing it in action will instantly recognize
the rhythmic, pulsing sound that comes from its well-lubricated
movements.
7. When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy,
frothy, sticky, white substance that will have to be cleaned
from both its long glistening shaft and the openings outer
surfaces.
8. When its activity is through, and the liquids
have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely-hanging
state of rest, ready for yet another bit of action.
9. Hopefully it reaches its bristling climax two
or three times a day, but often much less.
What is it?
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a toothbrush
It is a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When it is not
well, it drips. When you blow it, you feel good.
What is it?
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your nose
Its spread before its eaten. Your tongue gets it
off. Sometimes people lick its nuts.
What is it?
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peanut butter
It assists an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from it. Its
called a big swinger.
What is it?
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a crane
It wasnt maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped it open.
Over 1,000 people went down on it.
What is it?
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the Titanic
You stick your poles inside it. You tie it down to get it up.
It gets wet before you do.
What is it?
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a tent
When it goes in, it causes pain. It causes you to spit and asks
you not to swallow. It can fill your hole.
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a dentist
A finger goes in it. You fiddle with it when youre bored.
The best man always has it first.
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a wedding ring
All day long, its in and out. It discharge loads from
its shaft. Both men and women go down on it.
What is it?
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an elevator
It goes in hard. It comes out soft. You blow it hard.
What is it?
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chewing gum
If it misses, it hits your bush. It is its job to stuff your
box. When it comes, its news.
What is it?
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the newspaper deliveryperson
It offers protection. It gets the finger ten times. You use
your fingers to get it off.
What is it?
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a pair of gloves
It has a stiff shaft. Its tip penetrates. It comes with a quiver.
What is it?
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an arrow
Its business is briefs. It is a cunning linguist. It pleads
and pleads for it.
What is it?
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an attorney
It makes some guys shoot in the air. It usually has a little
pecker. Its better in your hand than in your bush.
What is it?
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a bird
What is a four-letter word that ends in K and means
the same as intercourse?
What is it?
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talk
What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
What is it?
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legs
What can you find in a mans pants that women love, is
about six inches long, has a head on it, and women often blow
it?
What is it?
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a twenty-dollar bill
What word starts with and F ends with U-C-K?
What is it?
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fire truck
Name five words that are each four letters long and end in UNT.
(One is a word for a woman.)
What is it?
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bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
What does a dog do that you can step into?
What is it?
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pants
What four letter word begins with F and ends with
K, and if you cant get one, you can use your
hands?
What is it?
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fork
What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a
girl fat?
What is it?
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Almond Joy candy bar
What four-letter word ends in I-T and is often found
on the bottom of birdcages?
What is it?
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grit
What is it that: all men have one of; is longer on some men
than others; the pope has but doesnt use; and a man gives
to his wife once they are married?
What is it?
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last name
The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
What is it?
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coffin
All wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree there is one thing between heaven and earth.
What is it?
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The word "and"
One year Christmas and New Year's Day (not New Year's Eve) fell in the same year.
What is it?
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Every year. They're just separated by 359 days.
Can you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
What is it?
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"one word"
Theres one sport in which neither the spectators nor the
participants know the score or the leader until the contest
ends. What is it?
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Boxing
Name the only sport in which the ball is always in possession
of the team on defense, and the offensive team can score without
touching the ball?
What is it?
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Baseball
Where are the lakes that are referred to in the Los Angeles
Lakers?
What is it?
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In Minnesota. The team was originally known
as the Minneapolis Lakers and kept the name when they moved
west.
There are seven ways a baseball player can legally reach first
base without getting a hit. Taking a base on balls-a walk-is
one way. Name the other six.
What is it?
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Batter hit by a pitch, passed ball, catcher
interference, catcher drops third strike, fielder's choice and
being designated as a pinch runner.
What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?
What is it?
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Niagara Falls. The rim is worn down about 2
and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons
of water that rush over it every minute.
Name two of the three common words in standard English begin
with the letters dw.
What is it?
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Dwarf, dwell and dwindle
There are fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Name
seven.
What is it?
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Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen,
apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks,
brackets, parenthesis, braces and ellipses.
Name six or more things that you can wear on your feet that
begin with the letter s."
What is it?
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Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers,
slippers, skis, snowshoes and stockings
Only two vegetables can live to produce on their own for several
growing seasons. All others must be replanted every year.
Name the only two perennial vegetables?
What is it?
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Asparagus and rhubarb
Name the one fruit or vegetable that is never sold frozen, canned,
processed, cooked or in any other form but fresh.
What is it?
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Lettuce
What fruit has its seeds on the outside?
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Strawberry
In many liquor stores, you can buy pear brandy with a real pear
inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe and the bottle
is genuine; it hasnt been cut in any way. How did the
pear get inside the bottle?
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The pear grew inside the bottle. The bottles
are placed over pear buds when they are small and are wired
in place on the tree. The bottle is left there for the whole
growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off
at the stems.
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