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You May Be From Minnesota if

You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.

You're proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation.

You have ever refused to buy something because it's "too spendy."

Your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.

Someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there.

You know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, Edina and Shakopee.

"Vacation" means going up north past Brainerd for the weekend.

You know several people who have hit deer more than once.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.

You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your car year-round -- and you know how to use them.

You've seen six empty parked cars running out front of Mill's Fleet Farm at one time.

Your kid's Halloween costume fits over a snow suit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You know all four seasons: winter, still winter, almost winter and road construction.

You can identify a Southern or Eastern accent.

You consider Minneapolis exotic.

You consider "Down South" to mean Iowa.

You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

You actually get these jokes and send your friends this link!