The Economy Is So Bad…
...women are having sex with their husbands and boyfriends because they can't afford batteries.
...jury duty is now considered a good-paying job.
...banks are now mailing us pre-declined credit cards.
...African TV now shows 'Sponsor an American Child' commercials.
...when you order a burger at McDonald's, the kid asks, "Can you afford fries with that?"
...CEOs are playing miniature golf.
...Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.
...ATMs now give IOUs!
...a stripper was bruised when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies.
...Mormon polygamists now only have one wife.
...you now get a free bank with the purchase of a toaster oven.
...if your the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you ask if they mean you or them.
...McDonald's is now selling a quarter-ouncer.
...Angelina Jolie adopted an American child.
... Beverly Hills parents are firing their nannies and learning their children’s names.
...when a man couldn't afford to pay for his exorcism, they re-possessed her!
...a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
...Motel Six no longer leaves the light on for you.
...a picture is now worth only 200 words.
...they renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."
...when Bill and Hillary travel together, they share a room.
...one Las Vegas casino is now managed by Somali pirates.
From You've Got Laughs! Al Lowe's Book of Internet Humor
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