Adult
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A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Beauty Parlor
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A place where women curl up and dye.
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Cannibal
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Someone who is fed up with people.
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Chickens
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The only animals you eat before they’re born and after they’re dead.
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Committee
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A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
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Dust
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Mud with the juice squeezed out.
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Egotist
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Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
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Handkerchief
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Cold storage.
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Inflation
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Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
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Mosquito
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An insect that makes you like flies better.
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Raisin
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Grape with a sunburn.
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Secret
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Something you tell to one person at a time.
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Skeleton
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A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
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Tomorrow
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One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
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Toothache
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The pain that drives you to extraction.
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Wrinkles
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Something other people have. You have character lines
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Yawn
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An honest opinion openly expressed.
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