Problem
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Women
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Men
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No confidence
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He’ll ask me out.
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I’m screwed.
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No money
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He’ll pay.
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I’m screwed.
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No college plans
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He doesn’t care.
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I’m screwed.
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No friends
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He won’t even ask.
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I’m screwed.
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Boring
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He doesn’t care.
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I’m screwed.
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Obscure interests
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He’ll pretend to be interested.
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I’m screwed.
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Quiet
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I just need to look good.
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I’m screwed.
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Low end job with no career prospects
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I just need to look good.
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I’m screwed.
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Rejects a member of the opposite sex
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He just doesn’t meet my needs.
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The guys’ll think I’m gay.
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Expects sex as part of a relationship
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I’m a serious, assertive woman.
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She’ll think I just want to get into her pants.
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Not in the mood for sex
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It’s expected.
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Am I gay?
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Bad in bed
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Just lie back.
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Worthless. She’ll dump me for someone who can satisfy
her.
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Raped and needs help
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Tons of support groups; everyone is symphathetic.
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He lying. It’s impossible to rape a man.
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Want to end relationship
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File for divorce, get half of your husband’s assets,
plus alimony. Upgrade to a hotter/richer man.
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My life was destroyed by that biased divorce court judge.
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Own guns
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Brave woman who defends herself.
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Crazy nut case.
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Doesn’t want expensive wedding
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Knows how to handle finances and plan for her future.
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I’m screwed.
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Doesn’t play sports or work out
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No problem.
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I’m a loser.
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Your country has a draft
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Men defend me for free; employers prefer to hire me due to
no obligations.
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I’m screwed.
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World is biased against my gender
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Millions of feminists worldwide agree and support you.
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You pussy. Grow some balls!
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Physically incapable of work
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Standards will be lowered so things are “fair.”
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You’re a loser.
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Unattractive
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Eventually someone will settle for you.
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Unless you’re rich, you’ll die alone.
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Had sex with someone underage
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Slap on the wrist; everyone thinks “What a lucky boy!”
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Raped in prison.
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Throw tantrums to get your way
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“It’s my time of the month” or “women
are just so emotional.”
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Spoiled child.
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Hit spouse during argument
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He’s a man—he can take it. And he probably deserved
it.
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Spousal abuse. Go to jail.
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Expect gifts at lesser holidays
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It’s a girl’s special day; men should pamper me.
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Already getting sex. What more do you expect?
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Desire as much pleasure as possible during sex
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Women are encouraged to orgasm as fast and as much as she wants.
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If I orgasm before her, I’m a failure.
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Can’t cook. Don’t do housework.
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I’m a liberated woman. I don’t have to do those
things any more.
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Lazy slob. You expect some woman to do that for you?
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Into video games or anime
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Guys still like you.
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Loser nerd with no life.
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Wait until marriage before sex
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Pure and innocent; guys are expected to wait with you.
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Creep! Religious nut!
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Homo- or bisexual
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Guys think you’re really hot.
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Primary target of LGBT violence; males friends avoid you for
fear someone will think they’re your sex partner.
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Desire wide variety of clothing
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Infinite choice.
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Wear bland shirt and pants to work or they’ll think you’re
gay.
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Enjoy masturbation
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Guys think you’re hot. No social stigma.
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Loser! Get a girlfriend!
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Horny, need a one-night stand
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No problem.
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Spend hours of multiple rejections while strangers tell you
all your faults.
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Dump your partner
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You go, girl! He wasn’t good enough for you!
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Playboy! And he probably cheated on her, too!
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Crying, emotional
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Men will comfort you.
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Men and women alike think you’re a pussy.
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Have a sexual fetish
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That is so hot!
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Get away, you weirdo!
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