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Why Golf is Better Than Sex

You don't have to sneak golf magazines into the house.

If you are having trouble, it's okay to pay a professional to help you improve your technique.

The Ten Commandments don't even mention golf.

If your partner takes photos, there's no need to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.

Your golf partner never asks questions about other partners you've golfed with.

It's perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger.

When you see a really good golfer, you don't feel guilty imagining the two of you golfing together.

If your regular partner isn't available, there's no problem if you golf with someone else.

No worries that if you golf by yourself, you'll go blind.

When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy golf stuff.

You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes, and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment.

There is no such thing as a golf-transmitted disease.

You can watch golf on television without subscribing to a premium cable channel.

Nobody expects you to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life.

Nobody expects you to give up golf if your partner loses interest in it.

You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation strictly for the enjoyment of golf.

Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week!"