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Famous Last Words

"I'll get a world record for this."

"The odds of that happening are a million to one!"

"It's not flammable."

"What does this button do?"

"I'm making a citizen's arrest."

"So, you're a cannibal."

"It's probably just a rash."

"Are you sure the power is off?"

"He's probably just hibernating."

"I saw them do this on TV."

"Don't worry, it's not loaded."

"These are the good kind of mushrooms."

"Rat poison only kills rats."

"It's strong enough for both of us."

"Let it down slowly."

"This doesn't taste right."

"I can make it before the light changes."

"I can do that with my eyes closed."

"I've done this before."

"Well, we've made it this far."

"Hmm, that's odd."

"Don't be so superstitious."

"Watch this!!!"

"A duck? Where?"