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Things That Are Difficult To Say When Drunk

Things that are difficult to say when drunk

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Things that are very difficult to say when drunk

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Things that are impossible to say when drunk

  • No, thanks, I’m married.
  • No more booze for me!
  • Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  • Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  • Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  • Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  • I’m not interested in fighting you.
  • Thank you, but I won’t attempt to dance. I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  • Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
  • I must go home now. I have to work in the morning.