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What They Say

What They Mean

“Did you come?”

“Because I didn't.”

“I have something to tell you.”

“Get tested.”

“I'm a romantic.”

“I'm poor.”

“I'll give you a call.”

“I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than ever see you again.”

“Trust me.”

“I'm cheating on you.”

“I love you.”

“You're a good lay.”

“I think we should just be friends.”

“You're ugly.”

“Haven't I seen you before?”

“Nice ass.”

“I want to make love to you.”

“Let's screw.”

“Was it good for you?”

“I'm insecure about my manhood.”

“We need to talk.”

“I'm pregnant.”

“I had a wonderful time last night.”

“Who the hell are you?”

“I've been thinking a lot.”

“You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.”

“I've learned a lot from you.”


“I want a commitment.”

“I'm sick of my dildo.”

“I think we should see other people.”

“I have been seeing other people.”

“Let's get married.”

“Now can we screw?”

“We don't have to do anything until you are ready.”

“Put out or get out.”

“I feel it's time to express our love for each other.”

“Give me head.”

“I still think about you.”

“I miss the sex.”

“Is there something wrong?”

“Is it supposed to be this soft?”

“You're so mature.”

“I hope you're eighteen.”

“Yes! Yes!”

“Aren't you done yet?”