What They Say
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What They Mean
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“Did you come?”
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“Because I didn't.”
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“I have something to tell you.”
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“Get tested.”
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“I'm a romantic.”
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“I'm poor.”
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“I'll give you a call.”
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“I'd rather have my nipples eaten off by wild dogs than ever see you again.”
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“Trust me.”
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“I'm cheating on you.”
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“I love you.”
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“You're a good lay.”
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“I think we should just be friends.”
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“You're ugly.”
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“Haven't I seen you before?”
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“Nice ass.”
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“I want to make love to you.”
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“Let's screw.”
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“Was it good for you?”
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“I'm insecure about my manhood.”
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“We need to talk.”
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“I'm pregnant.”
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“I had a wonderful time last night.”
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“Who the hell are you?”
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“I've been thinking a lot.”
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“You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.”
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“I've learned a lot from you.”
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“Next!”
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“I want a commitment.”
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“I'm sick of my dildo.”
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“I think we should see other people.”
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“I have been seeing other people.”
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“Let's get married.”
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“Now can we screw?”
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“We don't have to do anything until you are ready.”
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“Put out or get out.”
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“I feel it's time to express our love for each other.”
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“Give me head.”
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“I still think about you.”
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“I miss the sex.”
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“Is there something wrong?”
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“Is it supposed to be this soft?”
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“You're so mature.”
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“I hope you're eighteen.”
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“Yes! Yes!”
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“Aren't you done yet?”
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