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How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

Border Collie

Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.

Poodle

I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Golden Retriever

The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re worrying about a light bulb?

Dachshund

You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler

Make me.

Lab

Oh, me, me, me! Puh-leeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Huh, can I? Huh, can I? Huh? Huh? Huh?

German Shepherd

I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Tibetan Terrier

Let the Border Collie do it. And while he’s busy, feed me!

Jack Russell Terrier

I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls.

Cocker Spaniel

Why change it? I just pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman

While it’s dark, I’ll sleep on the couch.

Boxer

Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Chihuahua

Yo quiero taco bulb.

Irish Wolfhound

Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover.

Pointer

I see it. There it is! There it is! Right there!

Greyhound

It isn’t moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd

First, let me get all the other light bulbs in a little circle.

Old English Sheep Dog

Light bulb? What light bulb? I don’t see a light bulb.

Hound Dog

ZZZZZZzzzzz.