|
ATD |
At The Doctor’s |
BFF |
Best Friend Farted |
BTW |
Bring The Wheelchair |
BYOT |
Bring Your Own Teeth |
CBM |
Covered By Medicare |
CGU |
Can’t Get Up |
CGIP |
Can’t Get IT Up |
CUATSC |
See You At The Senior Center |
DWI |
Driving While Incontinent |
FWB |
Friend With Betablockers |
FWIW |
Forgot Where I Was |
FYI |
Found Your Insulin |
GGPBL |
Gotta Go; Pacemaker Battery Low! |
GLKI |
Gotta Go; Laxative Kicking In |
GHA |
Got Heartburn Again |
HGBM |
Had Good Bowel Movement |
IMHO |
Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
LMDO |
Laughing My Dentures Out |
LOL |
Living On Lipitor |
LWO |
Lawrence Welk’s On |
OMMR |
On My Massage Recliner |
OMSG |
Oh, My! Sorry — Gas. |
PIMP |
Pooped In My Pants |
ROFL & ICGU |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And I Can’t Get Up |
SGGP |
Sorry; Gotta Go Poop |
TTYL |
Talk To You Louder |
WAITT |
Who Am I Talking To? |
WTFA |
Wet The Furniture Again |
WTP |
Where’s The Prunes? |
WWNO |
Walker Wheels Need Oil |
From You've Got Laughs! Al Lowe's Book of Internet Humor
coming soon from www.allowe.com
© 1998 - 2010 by Al Lowe • All Rights Reserved • Updated December 23, 2010