Texting for Seniors
Since more seniors are texting and tweeting, here are some STC (Senior Texting Codes). If you qualify for the senior discount, this is for you. Please this along to your children and they may understand you.
ATD |
At The Doctor’s |
BFF |
Best Friend Farted |
BTW |
Bring The Wheelchair |
BYOT |
Bring Your Own Teeth |
CBM |
Covered By Medicare |
CGU |
Can’t Get Up |
CGIP |
Can’t Get IT Up |
CUATSC |
See You At The Senior Center |
DWI |
Driving While Incontinent |
FWB |
Friend With Betablockers |
FWIW |
Forgot Where I Was |
FYI |
Found Your Insulin |
GGPBL |
Gotta Go; Pacemaker Battery Low! |
GLKI |
Gotta Go; Laxative Kicking In |
GHA |
Got Heartburn Again |
HGBM |
Had Good Bowel Movement |
IMHO |
Is My Hearing-Aid On? |
LMDO |
Laughing My Dentures Out |
LOL |
Living On Lipitor |
LWO |
Lawrence Welk’s On |
OMMR |
On My Massage Recliner |
OMSG |
Oh, My! Sorry — Gas. |
PIMP |
Pooped In My Pants |
ROFL & ICGU |
Rolling On the Floor Laughing And I Can’t Get Up |
SGGP |
Sorry; Gotta Go Poop |
TTYL |
Talk To You Louder |
WAITT |
Who Am I Talking To? |
WTFA |
Wet The Furniture Again |
WTP |
Where’s The Prunes? |
WWNO |
Walker Wheels Need Oil |
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