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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t

And he forces his way into the end zone!

Are you going to come again next time?

Are you ready for seconds yet?

Can you handle this many people?

Do you want gravy on yours?

Don’t play with your meat.

How long do I beat it before it’s ready?

How long will it take after you put it in?

How many are coming?

I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time.

I prefer breasts to legs.

I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

I’ve never seen a better spread.

If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.

If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!

I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.

It must be broken, ‘cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

It’s Cool Whip time!

Just lay back & take it easy...I’ll do the rest.

Just spread the legs open & stuff it in.

Just wait your turn. You’ll get some!

Reach in and grab the giblets.

Smother the butter all over the breasts.

Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

Talk about a huge breast!

That’s one terrific spread!

That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

Wait your turn; you’ll get some.

Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!

You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

You’ve got a little on your chin.