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You May Be from Michigan if…

At least one person in your family disowns you during the Michigan/Michigan State football game.

Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.

It's easy to get Vernors Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop.

Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.

The Big Mac is something that you drive across.

The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.

Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.

When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."

You bake with "soda" and drink "pop."

You believe that "down south" refers to Toledo.

You can identify an Ohio accent.

You define summer as three months of bad sledding.

You drive 86 on the highway and you pass on the right.

You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.

You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.

You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.

You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."

You know it's rained because of the smell of worms.

You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.

You know what a millage is.

You learned how to drive a boat before you learned how to ride a bike.

You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your right hand.

You think "vacation" means going to Cedar Point.

You think Alkaline batteries were named for a Tiger outfielder.

You think the movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny, it was a documentary.

You've ever run both your furnace and your air conditioner on the same day.

You've never met a celebrity.

Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving, deer season, and Devil's Night.

Your idea of a traffic jam is forty cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.

Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.

Your nearest Home Depot is busier on any Saturday than a toy store at Christmas.

Your snowmobile, lawn mower and fishing boat all have big block Chevy engines.

Your year has two seasons Winter and Construction.

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