Object
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Male
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Female
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Why
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Ziploc Bags
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X
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While they hold everything in, you
can still see right through them.
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Shoe
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X
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It's often unpolished, with its tongue
hanging out.
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Copier
|
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X
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Once it's turned off, it takes a
while to warm up.
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Tire
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X
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It's often over-inflated and some
go bald.
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Hot Air Balloon
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X
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To get it to go anywhere you have
to light a fire under it. And, of course, there's all
that hot air.
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Sponges
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X
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They're soft, squeezable and retain
water.
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Subway
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X
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It uses the same old lines to pick
people up
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Hourglass
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|
X
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Over time, all its weight shifts
to the bottom.
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Hammer
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X
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It hasn't evolved much over the last
5,000 years, but it's still handy to have one around.
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Remote Control
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X
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Ha! You thought male. But: it gives
men pleasure; he'd be lost without it; and, while he
doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps
trying!
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