He said
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Want a quickie?
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She said
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As opposed to what?
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He said
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I dont know why you wear a bra; there's nothing
in it.
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She said
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You wear briefs, dont you?
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He said
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Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
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She said
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Not at all honey. I'd love you no matter who left
you the money.
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He said
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This coffee isnt fit for a pig!
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She said
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Sorry. Let me get you some that is.
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She said
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What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
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He said
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Its not my fault. I ran out of money.
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He said
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Since I first laid eyes on you, Ive wanted to
make love to you in the worst way possible.
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She said
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You succeeded!
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Priest
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I dont think you will ever find another man
like your late husband.
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She said
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Whos gonna look?
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He said
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With your flat chest and unshaven legs, have you ever
been mistaken for a man?
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She said
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No. Have you?
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He said
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Why do you women try to impress us with your looks
instead of your brains?
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She said
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Because there is a much bigger chance that a man is
a moron than he is blind!
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He said
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What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
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She said
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Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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He said
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Lets go out and have some fun tonight.
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She said
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Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the light
on.
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He said
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Two inches more and I'd be king!
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She said
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Two inches less and you'd be queen!
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She said
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Seen on ladies room wall: "My husband follows
me everywhere."
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He said
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Written just below it: "I do not."
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He said
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Shall we try switching positions tonight?
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She said
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Good idea! You stand by the ironing board while I
sit in front of the TV and fart.
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He said
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Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
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She said
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Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway
light on.
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He said
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Why dont you tell me when you have an orgasm?
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She said
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I would, but youre never there!
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