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You May Be From Wyoming if…

…“vacation” means going shopping for the weekend in Casper or Cheyenne while the kids swim at the Comfort Inn.

…parking your car for the night involves an extension cord.

…you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 8 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by.

…you’re proud that your state makes the national news primarily because it houses the coldest spot in the nation.

…you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy.”

…your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March.

…someone in a store offers you assistance and they don’t work there.

…your Dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead.

…you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

…your town has an equal number of bars and churches.

…you know how to correctly pronounce Dubois, Kemmerer, and Fontenelle.

…you measure distance in hours.

…your family vehicle is a crew cab pickup.

…you know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

…you often switch from heat to A/C in the same day, and then back again. 

…you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching,

…you see people wearing hunting clothes at social events. 

…you’ve installed security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

…the largest traffic jam in your town centers around a high school basketball game.

…you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.

…there are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Wal-Mart at any given time.

…there are more people at work on Christmas Eve Day than on Opening of Deer Season.

…you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

…driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

…you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction.

you can identify a southern or eastern accent.

…your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your cottonwood.

…a brat is something you eat.

…finding your misplaced car keys involves looking in the ignition.

…you find 0°F “a little warm.”

…you actually understand these lines and you send your friends this link!