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New Billing Time Codes

ALL EMPLOYEES: From now on, please use the following billing codes for the “miscellaneous” company time you waste spent each day.

05000

Surfing the Net

05001

Reading/Writing Social E-mail

05002

Sharing Social E-Mail (see codes 05003, 05004)

05003

Collecting Jokes and Other Humorous Material via E-Mail

05004

Forwarding Jokes and Other Humorous Material via E-Mail

05005

Faxing Jokes and Other Humorous Material to Friends not on E-Mail

05006

Visiting Sex-Oriented Chat Room

05317

Obstructing Communications at Meeting

05318

Trying to Sound Knowledgeable While in Meeting

05319

Waiting for Break

05320

Waiting for Lunch

05321

Waiting for End of Day

05322

Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker

05323

Vicious Verbal Attacks Directed at Coworker While Coworker Is Not Present

05393

Covering for Incompetence of Coworker Friend

05400

Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Is Not Interested in Learning

05401

Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who is Stupid

05402

Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Hates You

05403

Trying to Explain Concept to Coworker Who Is Not Interested in Learning, Stupid, and Hates You

05481

Buying Snacks

05482

Eating Snacks

05500

Filling Out Time Sheet

05501

Inventing Time Sheet Entries

05502

Waiting for Something to Happen

05503

Scratching Private Parts

05504

Sleeping

05510

Feeling Bored

05600

Bitching about Lousy Job (see code 05610)

05601

Bitching about Low Pay (see code 05610)

05602

Bitching about Long Hours (see code 05610)

05603

Bitching about Coworker (see codes 05322, 05323)

05604

Bitching about Boss (see code 05610)

05605

Bitching about Personal Problems

05610

Searching for New Job

05640

Miscellaneous Unproductive Bitching

05701

Not Actually Present at Job

05702

Suffering from Eight-Hour Flu

06102

Ordering Out

06103

Waiting for Food Delivery to Arrive

06104

Taking it Easy While Digesting Food

06200

Using Company Resources for Personal Profit

06201

Stealing Company Goods

06203

Using Company Phone to Make Long-Distance Personal Calls

06206

Gossiping

06207

Planning Social Event

06221

Pretending to Work While Boss is Watching

06222

Pretending to Enjoy Job

06223

Pretending to Like Coworkers

06224

Pretending to Like Important People When in Reality They are Jerks

06238

Miscellaneous Unproductive Fantasizing

06601

Running Own Business on Company Time (see code 06603)

06602

Complaining

06603

Writing Book on Company Time

06604

Planning Vacation on Company Time

06611

Staring Into Space

06612

Staring at Computer Screen

06615

Transcendental Meditation

07281

Extended Trip to the Bathroom (at least 10 min.)

07400

Talking with Divorce Lawyer on Phone

07401

Talking with Plumber on Phone

07402

Talking with Dentist on Phone

07403

Talking with Doctor on Phone

07404

Talking with Masseuse on Phone

07405

Talking with House Painter on Phone

07406

Talking with Personal Therapist on Phone

07419

Talking with Miscellaneous Paid Professional on Phone

07425

Talking with Mistress/Boy Toy on Phone (also see code (07400)

07931

Asking Coworker to Aid in Illicit Activity