Euphemisms for Corporate LayoffsDissing the gruntled Our corporate catch-and-release program Butt-harvesting the cube farm Eternity leave Transferring to the couch division Down-shafting Enlarging the Cult of Oprah Helping stem the dangerously high employment rate Increasing the ratio of Chiefs to Indians Preventing Carpal Tunnel Corporate liposuction Reallocating senior management's bonus resources Returning yuppies to the wild |