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You May Be an Elementary School Teacher if…

you ask your guests as they leave your home if they remembered their scarves and mittens.

you move your dinner partner’s glass away from the edge of the table.

you ask your friends as you enter a theater, “Who needs to go to the bathroom?”

you hand anyone who sneezes a tissue.

you refer to “happy hour” as “snack time.”

you announce when someone squeezes in line ahead of you, “No cuts!”

you tell the mechanic who repaired your car well, “I like the way you did that.”

you ask the mechanic who did not repair your car well, “Are you sure you did your best?”

while looking up a number in the phone book, you sing the “Alphabet Song.”

you say everything twice. You say everything twice.

as you hand your spouse change for the tollbooth, you fold his fingers over it.

you ask the quiet person at a party if he has something to share with the group.

you ask someone who opens a stick of gum if they “brought some for everybody!”

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