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You May Be From Florida if...

50% of the homes in your neighborhood had a blue roof in 2004-2005.

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store but everything to do with shade.

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

All the local festivals are named after a fruit.

An alligator once walked through your neighborhood or slept on your lawn.

Anything under 70 is chilly.

Anything under 95 is just warm.

At cocktail parties, women gravitate to the guy with the biggest chain saw.

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include fish, NRA, Nascar, Go Noles, and a Confederate flag.

Flip-flops are everyday wear including church, unless itís Easter or Christmas.

Ice is a valid topic of conversation.

Itís not soda, cola, or pop. Itís Coke, regardless of brand or flavor, as in ďWhat kinda coke you want?Ē

Making coffee on your propane grill does not seem odd.

Once ago you couldn't hang a shower curtain; today you can assemble a portable generator by candlelight.

Relocating to North Dakota does not seem like a crazy idea.

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