Then
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Long hair
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Now
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Longing for hair.
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Then
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KEG
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Now
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EKG.
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Then
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Acid rock
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Now
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Acid reflux.
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Then
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Moving to California because its cool.
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Now
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Moving to California because its warm.
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Then
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Watching John Glenns historic flight with your
parents.
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Now
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Watching John Glenns historic flight with your
kids.
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Then
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Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor.
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Now
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Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth
Taylor.
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Then
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Youre growing pot.
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Now
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Your growing pot.
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Then
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Seeds and stems.
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Now
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Roughage.
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Then
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Popping pills, smoking joints.
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Now
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Popping joints.
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Then
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President Johnson
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Now
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The president's johnson
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Then
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Fighting to get rid of the lying president
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Now
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Fighting to keep the lying president
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Then
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The perfect high
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Now
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The perfect high-yield mutual fund
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Then
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Taking acid
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Now
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Taking antacid
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Then
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Getting your head stoned
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Now
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Getting your headstone
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Then
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Our presidents struggle with Fidel.
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Now
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Our presidents struggle with fidelity.
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Then
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Paar.
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Now
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AARP.
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Then
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Keg
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Now
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EKG
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Then
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Being caught with Hustler magazine.
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Now
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Being caught by Hustler magazine.
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Then
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Killer weed.
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Now
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Weed killer.
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Then
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Hoping for a BMW.
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Now
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Hoping for a BM.
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Then
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The Grateful Dead.
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Now
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Dr. Kevorkian.
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Then
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Worrying about no one coming to your party
|
Now
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Worrying about no one coming to your funeral
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Then
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Finding a new, hip joint.
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Now
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Getting a new hip joint.
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Then
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Seeds and stems
|
Now
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Roughage
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Then
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Rolling Stones
|
Now
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Kidney stones
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Then
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Being called into the principal's office
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Now
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Calling the principal's office
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Then
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Peace sign
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Now
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Mercedes logo
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Then
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Parents begging you to get your hair cut
|
Now
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Children begging you to get their heads shaved
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Then
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Passing the driver's test
|
Now
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Passing the vision test
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Then
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"Whatever"
|
Now
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"Depends"
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