CyberJoke 3000™

Want to start your day with a smile?

Want a couple of free jokes every day in your morning email? Join CyberJoke 3000™. It's as easy as sending a blank email. I guarantee to make you smile--or double your money back!

The only standard I apply is that a joke had to make me laugh. They reflect my sense of humor. If you know and like my humor, you'll like CyberJoke 3000™.

If you have friends who would enjoy CyberJoke 3000™, you can forward them one of yours and encourage them to join. Complete instructions appear at the bottom of every day’s email. Or tell me your friends' email addresses and I'll invite them to join. Just pull down the "More" menu above and choose "Send Al Email."

...and the price is right!

How about a joke right now?

Try InstaJoke 3000™! Or, try the CyberJoke 3000™ archives.

Warning:

If you're looking for obscene, sick, weird, racist, or the cutting edge of humor, you'll be disappointed. While I send the occasional R-rated joke, I don't do X. If you're in doubt, you can see every joke sent so far by visiting the archives.

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How to UNsubscribe:

Who would want to? But, if you do, it's just as simple: send a blank email here and you're out.

How to Change Email Addresses:

First, UNsubscribe by sending a blank email here from your old email address. Then REsubscribe by sending a blank email here from your new email address.

If you have problems:

Tell me about it. If you signed up, waited a few days, and haven't received anything, tell me. If you get multiple emails, tell me. How? Pull down the "More" menu above and choose "Send Al Email."

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I’ve posted the terms of my list under Conditions here. You can read them or not. Essentially, I plan to be reasonable and follow the Golden Rule. You should too.

If you find something offensive, I apologize in advance. Unsubscribe if I really get to you. But, if you do, I'd appreciate it if you'd tell me exactly why, so I know what I did wrong.

I never add people who don’t want to be on the list. If somehow you got on and don’t want to be, follow the unsubscribe instructions above and you’re off.

Worried about Spam?

I belong to several YahooGroups besides CyberJoke 3000™ using several different email addresses and I've never received spam from any of those addresses.

Registration versus Subscription

YahooGroups would love for you to "officially register" with their service to access their "many valuable features such as the vault, calendar, chat room, and database." CyberJoke 3000™ doesn't use any of those features. The only reason you might want to register is to access the CyberJoke 3000 archives.

YahooGroups will also let you set up your own groups easily and quickly, with many more features than CyberJoke 3000™ uses. It's a good service and the price is right.