After the opening cartoon ends, TAKE the hair weave kit and the vice grips. In inventory, OPEN the hair weave kit, then USE the vice grips on the needle. USE the bent needle on the handcuffs to free Larry.

Left click on glass door, choose OTHER, type in “break”. Resulting animation ends with Larry on the cruise ship.

Get key card and map from purser. Use map to go to Cabin 0, Larry’s cabin.

Take toilet paper and lubricant. Use map to go to The Proud Little Seaman Lounge.

Watch Thygh’s Man Trophy Meeting, get scorecard. Use map to go to Sexual Prowess Competition.

Use scorecard on machine. Get score of two. Way to go! Use map to go to swimming pool.

Talk to cabana steward. Change into the swimsuit he gives you. Enter swimming pool area.

Read magazine on table. Talk to Drew about her book to get it. Talk about Clothes. Listen to Drew order a drink. Choose drink and listen to Larry order a drink. Use map to go to library.

Read books until you read the book on electromagnetism and Anton Fokker. Go to Victorian’s desk by exiting to the right, just past the bookcase.

Click on Victorian, choose TALK, OTHER. Type in any subject. While Victorian is turned away, take mucilage and book from stack. (If you don’t have time to take both, type in another subject to make her turn away again.) In inventory, click on Prudish and Proud, choose REMOVE JACKET. Click on The Erotic Adventures of Hercules, USE P&P cover. Close inventory. After VP is done typing, exit room. She will ask for book and Larry will leave it behind automatically. Exit the library to the lounge, then return.

TALK to Vicki about the weather. Have sex. After sex Larry will automatically return to his cabin. Return to library, TALK to Vicki about “sex”, then choose “prove it”. Choose “Lovemaster”. She will go with Larry to the LoveMaster 2000.

Watch Vicki get a record high score. Use map to go to swimming pool.

TALK to Drew. Choose “Fokker”, then talk to her about all other topics. Go to Promenade Deck.

TAKE the fire hose, then find Peggy on deck and TALK to her. Choose “cabin boy” in conversation topic. Go to the employees’ break room.

Take the jumper wire (hanging on the bulletin board) and the KZJelly (on the counter by the sink). Read the message on the bulletin board regarding “shaved dice”. Click on the locker bay and look at the lockers. Return to the Promenade Deck.

Find Peggy and TALK to her. Choose “locker”, and then “combination”. Go to Employee Break Room.

Click on 2nd locker bottom row and choose OPEN. Type in the combination “38-24-36”. Larry will enter Xqwzts’ stall.

Talk to Xqwzts about all topics. Buy dirty pictures from him. Return to the Promenade Deck.

Find Peggy and TALK to her. Choose “Xqwzts” all topics concerning him. Find out he needs a passport. Go to Purser’s desk.

Talk to the Purser about passports. Larry needs a photo ID to get his passport. USE mucilage on dirty pictures, then USE sticky photo on cabin keycard to create a photo ID. USE the photo ID on the Purser to get Larry’s passport. Go back to Xqwzts.

Give Xqwzts the passport and get master key. Use the map to go to the forward hold.

USE master key on door, enter and get Drew’s suitcase. Use map to go to pool.

TALK to Drew about suitcase. Watch cartoon of Drew going to Larry’s room and getting in shower.

USE fire hose on toilet. Larry will connect hose to overhead pipe and toilet. FLUSH toilet. Drew will scream and run from the room. TAKE the mold from the shower. Use map to go to the horseshoe competition area, then exit to the right to reach the Poop Deck.

TALK to Juggs about their show. Use map to go to the Heaving Ho’ Restaurant.

TALK to the meat carver. TAKE S’pork until Wang leaves. TAKE carving knife. TAKE bulb from heat lamp. Use the map to return to the lounge.

TALK to Johnson, order a cocktail; choose “gigantic erection”. While Johnson is mixing the drink, go into Juggs’ dressing room.

USE silicone lubricant on deodorant can on dressing table. PUSH button at the rear of the dressing room. Return to the lounge.

LOOK at the spotlight, then TAKE the spotlight bulb. USE heat lamp bulb on spotlight. Use the map to go to the horseshoe competition area.

PUSH button at the rear of the dressing room. Leave the dressing room. Exit the lounge, then return. Watch cartoon of Larry having sex with the Juggs, then returning to his room. Use the map to go to back to the lounge.

Go onto the lounge stage. TAKE the chase lights and remote control. Go to sculpture garden.

TAKE dice from Venus sculpture. Exit the room, then return. Climb scaffold. TAKE screwdriver. USE chase lights on iron stake. Descend scaffold. USE remote control on spike. Use map to go to horseshoe competition area.

USE scorecard on machine. USE remote control. Throw horseshoes. Score big! Retrieve your scorecard from the centaur. Use the map to go to break room.

READ notice on wall about shaved dice. USE toilet paper on souvenir dice. Go to buffet.

EAT bean dip. Use map to go to casino.

Stand near group at craps table. Click on Larry, select FART. Click on craps table, select PLAY. Take dice offered by croupier. USE shaved dice on table. Go back to Dewmi’s room with her.

Play Liars Dice and win. (To cheat at Liars Dice, do Ctrl-C.) See Dewmi slip Larry the orgasmic powder. Watch Larry’s acid trip. Heavy, man. He returns to his room. Use map to go to kitchen.

TAKE fish wrapped in Professional Hash Slinger magazine. TAKE salt and pot. In inventory, READ the magazine page, until you hear the recipes for beaver cheese and quiche. Use map to go to lower aft hold.

Click on a beaver, any beaver. Use the POT to get beaver milk. Go to the lounge.

TALK to bartender. Choose “lime juice”. Go to Fo’c’s’le.

TAKE kumquats from the kumquat tree. Go to kitchen.

USE beaver milk on cheese machine. In Inventory, USE the kumquat on the cheese to make quiche. Use map to go to Dewmi’s room.

TAKE orgasmic powder from dresser. USE powder on quiche to make Quiche de Larry. Use the map to go to cook-off competition.

USE the quiche on the conveyor belt. Watch Larry get a perfect score - yummy! Use the map to go to the ballroom.

USE screwdriver to open junction box. USE jumper wire on junction box. Climb the ladder to the yardarm.

Wait for PA announcement to unfurl sails, look at sails, then USE knife on unfurled sails. Spend the night wrapped up in the sails. Go to ballroom.

Enter the large door at the lower right. Go into ballroom and TALK to Jamie about all topics, then choose “leisure suit”. USE polyester on her. She takes Larry’s clothes, he returns to his room. Return to ballroom, enter back stage door. Star in the fashion show. Go to best-dressed competition area.

UNZIP the mannequin’s fly. Win best dressed contest. Go to Xqwzts’ closet.

USE screwdriver on air vent. In the dark room, click on Larry (he’s near the lower right corner) and select UNDRESS. Watch cartoon of Larry’s first encounter with Annette. Annette will leave her hanky behind. TAKE it. In inventory, USE the KZJelly on the handkerchief. Use the map to go to Aft Hold.

Open the metal door. USE the deodorant on the pins in the pin hopper. Go to bowling competition area.

USE scorecard on walrus to get a bowling ball. TAKE the bowling ball, then in inventory, USE the treated handkerchief on the bowling ball. USE the ball on the lane in front of Larry (Or select play) and watch Larry bowl a perfect game! Use map to go to restaurant, then exit to the rear to enter the blind dessert tasting room.

Look at chairs until you find Annette’s. You’ll know it’s hers when you see the CyberSniff 2000 logo flash “4”. TAKE life insurance policy. LOOK at policy. Go to Purser’s desk.

TALK to purser about Boning. Click on lobby phone, select “Call”. Talk to purser on phone, talk to him about “Boning”. Hang up phone. Ask purser about your account. While he’s gone, LOOK at upside-down phone. Choose REDIAL to learn number of Boning suite. Use map to go to Owners’ (Boning) Suite.

OPEN the glass door and enter the Bonings’ suite.

Click on Larry and choose UNDRESS. Watch amusing cartoon. Larry returns to his room. Use the map to go back to the Boning Suite.

PUSH the button to ring the doorbell. When Annette answers, USE the insurance policy on her to get the stock certificate. Use the map to go to the Captain’s Quarters.

Click on the door, choose OTHER, then type in “knock”. USE stock certificate on Captain to finish the game.